He tripped and fell.
Are you a NEC in the UK? If so, you have it made, sexually speaking. Any absurdity will come to your defense.
A Saudi millionaire has been cleared of raping a teenager after claiming he might have accidentally penetrated the 18-year-old when he tripped and fell.
Maybe he can take up residence in Rotherham? Move on, move on, there's nothing to see here. Just another example of Roissy's "May-December" romances. He's an alpha!