EGI Notes

Monday, May 16, 2016

Rewriting Trump

Correcting a fanboy.

Trump worshiper at Counter-Currents writes:

In steps a self-confident billionaire of German and Scots lineage with intelligence, courage and a supermodel trophy wife. He makes fools of the whore journalists and politicians. He speaks openly of “America [not Israel] first”. He dares to offend precious “minorities” and…gasp!…women. Are we dreaming? I, too, am open to the possibility of a very rude awakening. But for now, I’m enjoyin’ the dream…

Properly rewritten as:

In steps a self-confident billionaire of German and Scots lineage (and, thus, further praise is of course completely superfluous) with no intelligence, the courage of a financially secure billionaire, and a supermodel trophy wife (third in a line of serial monogamy, not counting all the other self-admitted adulterous affairs). He makes fools of the pathetic alt-right fanboys. He speaks openly of “America [not Israel] first” – America being defined in an aracial, civic nationalist manner. He dares to disavow nasty White nationalists while defending affirmative action and promoting touchback immigration of illegal aliens.  Are we dreaming? Yes, we are – we are in complete denial of reality.  I, too, am open to the possibility of a very rude awakening – especially since Trump has already begun backpedaling on his promises. But for now, I’m enjoyin’ the wet dream…


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