Introducing Rotten Orange News.
Rotten Orange News: Stories that chronicle Der Movement's humiliation by the betrayal of their latest "man on white horse."
Let's not deport those "dreamers." After all, White American citizens don't have their own dreams; no, they have to live the nightmare of the illegal invasion just so that insectivore-faced Ivanka can bask in her moral righteousness.
Border wall? We don't need no stinkin' border wall!
Necon in foreign policy; Neocon in economic policy.